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Shcool Crossing

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Shcool Crossing thanks to Henry Wiens

Does the sign look backward to you, George?

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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

Learn what you are and be such. - Pindar

Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. - Unknown

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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