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Shcool Crossing thanks to Henry Wiens

Does the sign look backward to you, George?

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A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

Whatever is good to know is difficult to learn. - Greek Proverb

If you live with a cripple, you will learn to limp. - Plutarch

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon. - Alexander Pope

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Learn to say 'no.' It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin. - Charles H Spurgeon

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden


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