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Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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