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Shcool Crossing

Some schools hire ex-grads for improvements

Shcool Crossing thanks to Henry Wiens

Does the sign look backward to you, George?

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While we teach, we learn. - Seneca

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

It is better to know how to learn than to know. - Dr. Seuss

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Thursday: 1. What you get when crossing the desert; 2. How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Want to learn to eat a lot? Here it is: Eat a little. That way, you will be around long enough to eat a lot. - Tony Robbins

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

Yes, it's absolutely true that anything worth doing is worth doing poorly - until you can learn to do it well. - Zig Ziglar

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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