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Shcool Crossing thanks to Henry Wiens

Does the sign look backward to you, George?

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Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

To teach is to learn twice. - Joseph Joubert

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Today couples live together until they learn to detest one another. Then they get married. - G K Chesterton

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Coaching is unlocking people's potential to maximize their own performance. It is more often helping them to learn rather than teaching them. - John Whitmore


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