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To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright


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