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Does the sign look backward to you, George?

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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

To teach is to learn twice. - Joseph Joubert

I never lose. I win or I learn. - Nelson Mandela

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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