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Shcool Crossing

Some schools hire ex-grads for improvements

Shcool Crossing thanks to Henry Wiens

Does the sign look backward to you, George?

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To teach is to learn twice. - Joseph Joubert

Learning never exhausts the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes. - Robert T Kiyosaki

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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