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Shcool Crossing

Some schools hire ex-grads for improvements

Shcool Crossing thanks to Henry Wiens

Does the sign look backward to you, George?

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While we teach, we learn. - Seneca

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

If you live with a cripple, you will learn to limp. - Plutarch

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

I must learn to be content with being happier than I deserve. - Jane Austen

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle


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