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Infernal Revenue - Archie Bunker

Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

Expenditure rises to meet income. - Northcote Parkinson

The current tax code is a daily mugging. - Ronald Reagan

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is a tax reform. - Russell B Long

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

We don't have inflation because we are living too well. We have it because government is living too well. - Ronald Reagan

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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