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Infernal Revenue - Archie Bunker

The current tax code is a daily mugging. - Ronald Reagan

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

A miser is a person who lives within his income. He is also called a magician. - Unknown

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is a tax reform. - Russell B Long

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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