Redneck Palm Pilot
Bubba's fail-safe message system
QuotaBillsThe computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium
The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12
I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy
Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow
Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar
People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader
The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney
The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco