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Redneck Occupation

Bubba and Jethro experience French culture

Redneck Occupation thanks to Martin Grosse

Upon reaching the I-Fell Tower

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

Franchise: What a person from France sees with - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams. - Thomas Carlyle

Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

It is necessary to try to surpass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life. - Queen Christina

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

There is no more noble occupation in the world than to assist another human being—to help someone succeed. - Alan L McGinnis

One must have some sort of occupation nowadays. If I hadn't my debts I shouldn't have anything to think about. - Oscar Wilde

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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