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QuotaBillsKeep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown
Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
Experts should be on tap but never on top. - Winston Churchill
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia
He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom. - Robert Millikan
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss
Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle