Redneck Airlines

Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

There are bold pilots, and old pilots, but no old bold pilots. - Tom Clancy

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

A drone is often preferred for missions that are too 'dull, dirty, or dangerous' for manned aircraft. - Nick Hahn

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato