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Power Out? Look For A Deer Crossing

Why wildlife should be aware of train crossings

Power Out? Look For A Deer Crossing thanks to Roy Bishop

Power Out? Look For A Deer Crossing thanks to Roy Bishop

Power Out? Look For A Deer Crossing thanks to Roy Bishop

Manitoba Hydro received a phone call from a customer saying, “My power is out. When you come to fix it be sure to bring a truck with a tall enough bucket to remove the deer.”

Trying to diagnose the problem, the customer service rep asked, “What deer?”

The customer replied, “There is a deer on top of one of the electric poles on Wilkes Road, about 1/2 mile west of Perimeter Road.”

The customer service rep tried desperately to pull herself together and replied, “We will dispatch someone right away to investigate the power outage. Thank you for the call.”

Upon completion of the call, the customer service rep proceeded to share the funny story with her coworkers in the office and they all had a good laugh.

Well, low and behold, the serviceman who repaired the problem stopped by the customer service office the following day with the following pictures. Sure enough, the poor deer had been hit by a train, and landed on top of a distribution feeder pole.

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A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. - Ellen DeGeneres

When the last deer disappears into the morning mist; when the last elk vanishes from the hills; when the last buffalo falls on the plains; I will hunt mice, for I am a hunter and I must have my freedom. - Chief Joseph

When I consider that the noble animals have been exterminated here - the cougar, panther, lynx, wolverine, wolf, bear, moose, deer, the beaver, the turkey, etc - I cannot but feel as I lived in a tamed, and, as it were, emasculated country. - Henry David Thoreau


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