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Plenty of Room for God's Creatures thanks to Roy Taylor

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The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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