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People Half-Movers

Moving people one step at a time

People Half-Movers thanks to Graham Clark

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Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Don't spin the world; move it gently. - Joe Segal

Be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Give me a place to stand and I'll move the world. - Archimedes

The measure of intelligence is the ability to change. - Albert Einstein

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Growth is the process of responding positively to change. - Paul Harvey

Forgive yourself for your faults and your mistakes and move on. - Les Brown

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible. - Tony Robbins

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Honesty is not only the first step toward greatness, it is greatness itself. - Christian Nestell Bovee

The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am, then I can change. - Carl Rogers

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

The individual who says it is not possible should move out of the way of those doing it. - Tricia Cunningham

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

You can never step into the same river twice for new waters are always flowing on to you. - Heraclitus

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Progress is a tide. If we stand still we will surely be drowned. To stay on the crest, we have to keep moving. - Harold Mayfield

When ordinary people decide to step out and be part of something big, that's when they become extraordinary. - Brett Harris

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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