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People Half-Movers

Moving people one step at a time

People Half-Movers thanks to Graham Clark

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. - C S Lewis

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. - George Bernard Shaw

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change. - Confucius

Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better. - Unknown

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

Honesty is not only the first step toward greatness, it is greatness itself. - Christian Nestell Bovee

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change and all patterns alter. - Susan Salzberg

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffet

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

If you don't like something, change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. - Mary Engelbreit

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The longer you live, the more you realize you can't change the world, but it doesn't have to change you. - Unknown

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is that they must change if they are to get better. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

It's not that some people have willpower and some don't... It's that some people are ready to change and others are not. - James Gordon


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