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People Half-Movers thanks to Graham Clark

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Denying the truth doesn't change the facts. - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Stand up for truth, regardless of who steps on it. - Suzy Kassem

Some injuries heal more quickly if you keep moving. - Nick Vujicic

The more things change, the more they remain the same. - Alphonse Karr

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Things don't have to change the world to be important. - Steve Jobs

The moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow. - Henry David Thoreau

Without destruction, there is no creation, there is no change. - Oda Nobunaga

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

If you have no will to change it, you have no will to criticize it. - Unknown

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Assume any career move you make won't go smoothly. They won't. But don't look back. - Andy Grove

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

Be fanatically positive and militantly optimistic. If something is not to your liking, change your liking. - Rick Steves

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

I'm a storyteller - that's the chief function of a director. And they're moving pictures, let's make 'em move! - Howard Hawks

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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