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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

The first step is you have to say that you can. - Will Smith

If you want to change the world, change yourself. - Tom Robbins

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

Win as if you were used to it. Lose as if you enjoyed it for a change. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

It is said to be the manner of hypochondriacs to change often their physician. - William Cullen

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

You are who you are, and nothing can change that. You're beautiful just as you are. - Karen Flaherty

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Four steps to achievement:
1. Plan purposefully.
2. Prepare prayerfully.
3. Proceed positively.
4. Pursue persistently. - William A. Ward

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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