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We are the change. - Ronald Reagan

Ethics change with technology. - Larry Niven

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Don't spin the world; move it gently. - Joe Segal

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

Give me a place to stand and I'll move the world. - Archimedes

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change. - Confucius

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change. - Confucius

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places. - E Joseph Cossman

To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. - William James

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

What good is an idea if it remains an idea? Try. Experiment. Iterate. Fail. Try again. Change the world. - Simon Sinek

Be fanatically positive and militantly optimistic. If something is not to your liking, change your liking. - Rick Steves

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

What would happen if we were all brave enough to be a little bit more ambitious? I think the world would change. - Reese Witherspoon

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

Four steps to achievement:
1. Plan purposefully.
2. Prepare prayerfully.
3. Proceed positively.
4. Pursue persistently. - William A. Ward

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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