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Only In Thailand - Time To Clean The Pet Snake

Why life expectancy is short for Thailand kids

Only In Thailand - Time To Clean The Pet Snake thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins


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