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New Parking Spot For Women

Guidance system helps women park their car

New Parking Spot For Women thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright


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