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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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