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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong
Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen
Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette
Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing
Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West
There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken
Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry
My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor
Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx
To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner
The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie
A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker
I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde
At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw
The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone
A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright
The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski
Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo