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New Parking Spot For Women

Guidance system helps women park their car

New Parking Spot For Women thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays


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