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Mozambique Lion Warning thanks to Sylvia Broadhurst

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Those who will not risk cannot win. - John Paul Jones

Daniel: The founder of the Lions Club - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

If you can't be a good example, be a warning. - Unknown

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine Aird

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

We are just tenants on this earth. We have been given a new lease, and a warning from the landlord. - Unknown

You can measure opportunity with the same yardstick that measures the risk involved. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

Consuming mushrooms regularly has been associated with decreased risk of breast, stomach and colorectal cancers. - Joel Fuhrman

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

People who don't take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. - Peter F Drucker

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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