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You're my favorite mistake. - Sheryl Crow

Never mistake endurance for hospitality. - Unknown

Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good. - C S Lewis

I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again. - Casey Stengel

He who never made a mistake never made a discovery. - Samuel Smiles

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

By admitting a mistake, it is easier to get yourself out of a spiral. - Toto Wolff

The biggest mistake we made as a company was betting too much on HTML5. - Mark Zuckerberg

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little. - Edmund Burke

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only little. - Edmund Burke

It is a capital mistake to theorize before you have all the evidence. It biases the judgment. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde

Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. - Henry David Thoreau

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats. - Woody Allen

Men are apt to mistake the strength of their feeling for the strength of their argument. The heated mind resents the chill touch and relentless scrutiny of logic. - William Gladstone

Most discussions of decision making assume that only senior executives make decisions or that only senior executives' decisions matter. This is a dangers mistake. - Peter F Drucker

Unsuspecting people make a fatal mistake when they give their allegiance to a system of thought by focusing on its benefits while they ignore its systemic contradictions. - Ravi Zacharias


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