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You're my favorite mistake. - Sheryl Crow

I don't want to make the wrong mistake. - Yogi Berra

Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good. - C S Lewis

He who never made a mistake never made a discovery. - Samuel Smiles

That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

By admitting a mistake, it is easier to get yourself out of a spiral. - Toto Wolff

The biggest mistake we made as a company was betting too much on HTML5. - Mark Zuckerberg

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

A mistake is always forgivable, rarely excusable and always unacceptable. - Robert Fripp

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake. - Kin Hubbard

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of? - Henry David Thoreau

He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice. - Albert Einstein

Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic. - Thomas Szasz

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant

Most discussions of decision making assume that only senior executives make decisions or that only senior executives' decisions matter. This is a dangers mistake. - Peter F Drucker

I don't think I've made mistakes. Every time somebody said I made a mistake, they do the polls and my numbers go up, so I guess I haven't made any mistakes. - Donald Trump

Unsuspecting people make a fatal mistake when they give their allegiance to a system of thought by focusing on its benefits while they ignore its systemic contradictions. - Ravi Zacharias

Aristotle could have avoided the mistake of thinking that women have fewer teeth than men, by the simple device of asking Mrs. Aristotle to keep her mouth open while he counted. - Bertrand Russell


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