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Never mistake motion for action. - Ernest Hemingway

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good. - C S Lewis

A mistake is simply another way of doing things. - E B White

I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again. - Casey Stengel

That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

The biggest mistake we made as a company was betting too much on HTML5. - Mark Zuckerberg

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

A mistake is always forgivable, rarely excusable and always unacceptable. - Robert Fripp

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little. - Edmund Burke

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only little. - Edmund Burke

It is a capital mistake to theorize before you have all the evidence. It biases the judgment. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

In my experience of large enterprises, I have found it is often a mistake to try to settle everything at once. - Winston Churchill

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

The greatest mistake in the treatment of diseases is that there are physicians for the body and physicians for the soul, although the two cannot be separated. - Plato

He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice. - Albert Einstein

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats. - Woody Allen

Men are apt to mistake the strength of their feeling for the strength of their argument. The heated mind resents the chill touch and relentless scrutiny of logic. - William Gladstone

Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic. - Thomas Szasz

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant


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