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Never mistake motion for action. - Ernest Hemingway

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Never mistake endurance for hospitality. - Unknown

Never mistake activity for achievement. - John Wooden

I don't want to make the wrong mistake. - Yogi Berra

Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good. - C S Lewis

I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again. - Casey Stengel

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

The biggest mistake we made as a company was betting too much on HTML5. - Mark Zuckerberg

A mistake is always forgivable, rarely excusable and always unacceptable. - Robert Fripp

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

It is a capital mistake to theorize before you have all the evidence. It biases the judgment. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

It is a mistake to look too far ahead. Only one link in the chain of destiny can be handled at a time. - Winston Churchill

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

It is more important to know where you are going than to get there quickly. Do not mistake activity for achievement. - Mabel Newcomber

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde

Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. - Henry David Thoreau

The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of? - Henry David Thoreau

Men are apt to mistake the strength of their feeling for the strength of their argument. The heated mind resents the chill touch and relentless scrutiny of logic. - William Gladstone

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant

Most discussions of decision making assume that only senior executives make decisions or that only senior executives' decisions matter. This is a dangers mistake. - Peter F Drucker

Unsuspecting people make a fatal mistake when they give their allegiance to a system of thought by focusing on its benefits while they ignore its systemic contradictions. - Ravi Zacharias

Aristotle could have avoided the mistake of thinking that women have fewer teeth than men, by the simple device of asking Mrs. Aristotle to keep her mouth open while he counted. - Bertrand Russell


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