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Never mistake motion for action. - Ernest Hemingway

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Never mistake activity for achievement. - John Wooden

A mistake is evidence that you have tried. - Amish Saying

A mistake is simply another way of doing things. - E B White

I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again. - Casey Stengel

That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

The biggest mistake we made as a company was betting too much on HTML5. - Mark Zuckerberg

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

A mistake is always forgivable, rarely excusable and always unacceptable. - Robert Fripp

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little. - Edmund Burke

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only little. - Edmund Burke

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

In my experience of large enterprises, I have found it is often a mistake to try to settle everything at once. - Winston Churchill

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. - Henry David Thoreau

He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice. - Albert Einstein

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats. - Woody Allen

Men are apt to mistake the strength of their feeling for the strength of their argument. The heated mind resents the chill touch and relentless scrutiny of logic. - William Gladstone

Most discussions of decision making assume that only senior executives make decisions or that only senior executives' decisions matter. This is a dangers mistake. - Peter F Drucker

I don't think I've made mistakes. Every time somebody said I made a mistake, they do the polls and my numbers go up, so I guess I haven't made any mistakes. - Donald Trump

Unsuspecting people make a fatal mistake when they give their allegiance to a system of thought by focusing on its benefits while they ignore its systemic contradictions. - Ravi Zacharias


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