QuotaBillsStress makes you stupid. - Unknown
The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
To educate a man is to unfit him to be a slave. - Frederick Douglass
Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein
Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy
The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture
Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin
Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown
Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney
Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown
Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner
A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister
Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. - illiam Drummond
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.
In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca
There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller
I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy
Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA
Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper