Microslave: You're Not Going Anywhere Today

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

To educate a man is to unfit him to be a slave. - Frederick Douglass

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. - illiam Drummond

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper