Man of the Year Awards
For men who know how to delegate... everything
QuotaBillsThe will of man is by his reason swayed. - Izaak Walton
Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates
The more a man knows, the more he forgives. - Catherine the Great
Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood
Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson
Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane
Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble
What a man needs to get ahead is a powerful enemy. - Wendell Wilkie
As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow
A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon
The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere
The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston
Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx
Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer
No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley
A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown
Poetry is the statement of a relation between a man and the world. - Wallace Stevens
I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen
No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne
Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis
I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson
No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor
The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams
When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn
Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore
A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. - Stephen Jay Gould
The gentle mind by gentle deeds is known. For a man by nothing is so well betrayed, as by his manners. - Edmund Spenser
A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison
Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson
He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller
Man can make great strides scientifically and technologically without advancing an inch spiritually, morally or ethically. - Tony Cooke
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison