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Man of the Year Awards

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Man of the Year Awards thanks to Gregg Steele

Man of the Year Awards thanks to Gregg Steele

The will of man is by his reason swayed. - Izaak Walton

Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates

The more a man knows, the more he forgives. - Catherine the Great

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

What a man needs to get ahead is a powerful enemy. - Wendell Wilkie

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

Poetry is the statement of a relation between a man and the world. - Wallace Stevens

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. - Stephen Jay Gould

The gentle mind by gentle deeds is known. For a man by nothing is so well betrayed, as by his manners. - Edmund Spenser

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

Man can make great strides scientifically and technologically without advancing an inch spiritually, morally or ethically. - Tony Cooke

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison

Auto Strap

Never Run a Red Light

Bee Safe

Hummers Only Look Tough

Tactical Texas

Defence Budget Cuts

Welfare State

No Flies On Me

Stick Family Meal

Wet Floor

Lord Of The Watch

Close Encounters of the Whale Kind

Military Watch Tower

No Go Intersection

Public Transportation In Scotland

Guarded Nights

Financial Meltdown

Fox Kabob

Microwaved Bulb... Watts You Won't See

Saks-e Parking Job

Griller Bees

Texting While Cycling

Redneck Manicure

Police Profiling In Canada