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Man of the Year Awards

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Man of the Year Awards thanks to Gregg Steele

Man of the Year Awards thanks to Gregg Steele

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Two monsoons are the age of a man. - Bombay Proverb

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

It is best for the wise man not to seem wise. - Aeschylus

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish. - Ovid

I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. - William Blake

Insist on yourself; never imitate. Every great man is unique. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

The concept of number is the obvious distinction between the beast and man. - Joseph de Maistre

I have more trouble with D.L. Moody than with any other man I have ever met. - D.L. Moody

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it. - Thomas Paine

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

Tunnel Face

The Bugs Are Bad This Year

Dog Spa

Ostrich Imprint

Local Crabs

World's First Hard Hat

Bird Melons

Bag Hang-Up


Haircut For Staff Meetings

Wolf Mode

Undertaker Bike

Throwaway Sport Paper

Pacman Skeleton

Vatican City's New Breakfast Special

Flying Cathedral Excuse

Day At The Beach

John The Baptist Souvenirs

Amish Prom Limo

Wishy-Washy Church

'Cover Girl' Magazine

One At A Time

Shofar So Good

Temple Car