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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Tough decisions... if you can't make them, you can't lead. - John C Maxwell

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Whenever you find whole world against you just turn around and lead the world. - Unknown

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. - Edmund Burke

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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