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How To Reduce Complaints at Work

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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