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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

You manage things; you lead people. - Grace M Hopper

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Call others into leadership with you. - Jacobia Solomon

As is our confidence, so is our capacity. - William Hazlitt

Confidence is silent; insecurities are loud. - Unknown

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that. - Groucho Marx

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead. - Oscar Wilde

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Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene


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