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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

You manage things; you lead people. - Grace M Hopper

Confidence is a very fragile thing. - Joe Montana

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

A person who is quietly confident makes the best leader. - Fred Wilson

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. - Ambrose Bierce

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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