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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. - Rita Mae Brown

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong. - Peter T. Mcintyre

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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