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You manage things; you lead people. - Grace M Hopper

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

As is our confidence, so is our capacity. - William Hazlitt

Hunger will lead a fox out of the forest. - Poland Proverb

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that. - Groucho Marx

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Complaint always comes back in an echo from the ends of the world, but silence strengthens us. - G K Chesterton

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke


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