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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski

Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way. - George Patton

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

Only the prepared speaker deserves to be confident. - Dale Carnegie

The most effective way to lead is to lead from within. - Lolly Daskal

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

My ambition was to be successful, wherever that would lead me. - Joe Segal

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong. - Peter T. Mcintyre

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus


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