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Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level. - Peter F Drucker

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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