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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem. - Woody Allen

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. - Mark Twain

Tough decisions... if you can't make them, you can't lead. - John C Maxwell

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

There are many kinds of joy, but they all lead to one: the joy to be loved. - Michael Ende

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Silence is interesting. It can show confusion, indifference and sadness. But it can also show determination, confidence and caring. - Maxime Lagace

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin


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