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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. - Kin Hubbard

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. - Rita Mae Brown

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. - Carl Jung

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to. - Franklin P. Adams

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus


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