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How To Reduce Complaints at Work

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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. - Kin Hubbard

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. - Edmund Burke

Nothing is predestined. The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead to new beginnings. - Ralph Blum

The acceptance of certain realities doesn't preclude idealism. It can lead to certain breakthroughs. - Rem Koolhaas

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus


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