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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Confidence comes from being prepared. - John Wooden

Wiping out is an underappreciated skill. - Laird Hamilton

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

Your compassion is a skill that can be exercised. - Simeon Lindstrom

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Lead from the back, and let others believe they are in front. - Nelson Mandela

I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that. - Groucho Marx

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

The acceptance of certain realities doesn't preclude idealism. It can lead to certain breakthroughs. - Rem Koolhaas

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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