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Happy Billionaire Halloween

Wearing this year's business mask of approval

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

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Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

Only the rich are lonesome. - Paul L Dunbar

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have. - Yiddish Proverb

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich. - Hebrew Proverb

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire... I'm a billionaire. - Howard Hughes

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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