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Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

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So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have. - Yiddish Proverb

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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