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Happy Billionaire Halloween

Wearing this year's business mask of approval

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

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So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

Rich the treasure; Sweet the pleasure. - John Dryden

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire... I'm a billionaire. - Howard Hughes

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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