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Happy Billionaire Halloween

Wearing this year's business mask of approval

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

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Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

Whoever is rich is my brother. - Russian Proverb

Rich the treasure; Sweet the pleasure. - John Dryden

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich. - Hebrew Proverb

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. - Frank Dane

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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