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Happy Billionaire Halloween

Wearing this year's business mask of approval

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

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Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ghost: A shadow of its former self - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much. - Erich Fromm

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. - Frank Dane

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa


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