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Happy Billionaire Halloween

Wearing this year's business mask of approval

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

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So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

Whoever is rich is my brother. - Russian Proverb

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire... I'm a billionaire. - Howard Hughes

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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