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Happy Billionaire Halloween

Wearing this year's business mask of approval

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

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I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

I don't think you can spend yourself rich. - George Humphrey

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much. - Erich Fromm

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich. - Hebrew Proverb

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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