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Great Minds of History

Those who will and won't be remembered

Great Minds of History thanks to Barry McCartney

Great Minds of History thanks to Barry McCartney

Great Minds of History thanks to Barry McCartney

Great Minds of History thanks to Barry McCartney

Great Minds of History thanks to Barry McCartney

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Little things affect little minds. - Benjamin Disraeli

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

Great minds have purposes; others have wishes. - Washington Irving

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Those who set their minds on virtue will do no evil. - Chinese proverb

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

Minds are like parachutes, they only function when open. - Thomas Dewar

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy

Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. - George Bernard Shaw

People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

If we are to have magical bodies, we must have magical minds. - Wayne Dyer

People with closed minds should try and be more closed-mouthed. - Unknown

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds to be. - William Adams

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke. - Max Eastman

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

History has been written not by the most talented but by the most motivated. - Peter Drucker

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Negotiate: To seek a meeting of the minds without the knocking together of heads - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes rather than with their minds. - Will Durant

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above them. - Washington Irving

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

If we don't know our own history, we will simply have to endure all the same mistakes, sacrifices, and absurdities all over again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking

Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey


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