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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

Do you not know that I am above the law? - James II

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

Lawyers are seldom loved but often needed. - Robert B McKay

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers. - Charles Dickens

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon

Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - J Paul Getty

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer. - Lani Guinier

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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