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The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden

Judge me when you are perfect. - Unknown

I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Good lawyers know the law. Great lawyers know the judge. - Unknown

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Lawyers are like scissors; they never cut each other, but what is between them. - Unknown

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

I don't know as I want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright


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