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Fried Eggs - Military Style

'Eggs Over Hard' for a soldier's fast breakfast

Fried Eggs - Military Style thanks to Martin Grosse

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Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion


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