Fried Eggs - Military Style

Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hatchet: What a hen does to an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor