Fried Eggs - Military Style

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor