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French Kissing - Wise Advice

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French Kissing - Wise Advice thanks to Martin Grosse

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

A kiss is a rosy dot over the "i" of loving. - Cyrano de Bergerac

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. - Chico Marx

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight


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