QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb
Every dog has his day. - Unknown
Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kissing don't last; cookery do! - George Meredith
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx
Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright
If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia