French Kissing - Wise Advice

Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kissing don't last; cookery do! - George Meredith

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia