Free Dog

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz