Free Dog

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Free Advice: The kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only you know who you were born to be and you need to free that person. - Ruby Rose

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White