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Free Dog

Loving family needed for pet dog

My neighbour is looking for a good home for their dog. He said it's really loveable and friendly with the kids, but his wife said the dog makes her nervous when it stares at her. She wants it out of the house. If you know of anyone, let me know. Picture attached of free dog.
Free Dog thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Free Advice: The kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only you know who you were born to be and you need to free that person. - Ruby Rose

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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