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Free Dog

Loving family needed for pet dog

My neighbour is looking for a good home for their dog. He said it's really loveable and friendly with the kids, but his wife said the dog makes her nervous when it stares at her. She wants it out of the house. If you know of anyone, let me know. Picture attached of free dog.
Free Dog thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Dogmatic: Run by canine power. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Only you know who you were born to be and you need to free that person. - Ruby Rose

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver


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