Forever Round

I'm in shape. Round is a shape. - George Carlin

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Angular momentum makes the world go round. - Unknown

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

My neighbor has a circular driveway - he can't get out. - Steven Wright

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

All those good people huddling behind bars in gated communities - it's the wrong way round. The others should have the bars. - Judy Sheindlin

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins