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Field of Dreams

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Dare to dream big. - Unknown

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. - Spike Lee

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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