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Field of Dreams

Choosing your favourite luxury car

Field of Dreams thanks to Dick Brighton, North Vancouver, B.C.

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Deserve your dream. - Octavio Paz

Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


Perception

Jeopardy Measuring Cup

All We Have To Do Is Stand Up

Vacuum Extender

BrownEes

Chinese Puzzle Car

Always Give 100% At Work

Ancient Politician

My Toaster Is Broken

Shining Stars

Tunnel Face

The Bugs Are Bad This Year

Dog Spa

Ostrich Imprint

Local Crabs

World's First Hard Hat

Bird Melons

Bag Hang-Up

LippoPotumus

Haircut For Staff Meetings

Wolf Mode

Undertaker Bike

Throwaway Sport Paper

Pacman Skeleton