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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking. - Unknown

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown


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