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Field of Dreams

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Field of Dreams thanks to Dick Brighton, North Vancouver, B.C.

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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