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The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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