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Fat Twin Sisters thanks to Martin Grosse

Fat Twin Sisters thanks to Martin Grosse

Fat Twin Sisters thanks to Martin Grosse

Fat Twin Sisters thanks to Martin Grosse

Fat Twin Sisters thanks to Martin Grosse

Fat Twin Sisters thanks to Martin Grosse

Fat Twin Sisters thanks to Martin Grosse

Fat Twin Sisters thanks to Martin Grosse

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Cobra: Bra worn by Siamese twins. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Antisocial: Mother's sister being friendly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. - Gary Taubes

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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