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Fast Escape

Zebra's burst of speed

Fast Escape thanks to Craig Ferguson

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

To a warden Utopia is an escape-proof jail. - Mark Twain

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

If at first you don't escape, try try again. - Gulag Motto

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. - Horace

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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