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Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas. - Unknown

Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz

Marathon Runner: A person who is happy to be over the hill - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Trouble, like the hill ahead, straightens out when you advance upon it. - Marcelene Cox

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

Gamekeeper: A soccer goalie who doesn't get upset, despite losing heavily - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

A great many people seem to end up over the hill without ever having actually climbed it. - Unknown

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. - Casablanca

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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