Extreme Soccer
Playing soccer on vertical pitch makes for great scenery
QuotaBillsWrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth
Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg
Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas. - Unknown
Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory
Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz
Marathon Runner: A person who is happy to be over the hill - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood
Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin
When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones
When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain
Trouble, like the hill ahead, straightens out when you advance upon it. - Marcelene Cox
He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn
All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus
We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen
The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin
I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck
You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf
After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann
So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell
In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow
A great many people seem to end up over the hill without ever having actually climbed it. - Unknown
Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi
I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller
You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa
Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley
I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal
I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting
Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock
It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. - Casablanca
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton
My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan
You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy