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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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