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Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


Hyphenated Names

Indian Fish Pond

Lunch Anyone?

Wet T-Shirt Contest Winners

Giraffe Lunch

Bathroom Celebration

Tennis Ball Retriever

One

Tonsil Ring

Brew Haul-her - 12 Brewskies At A Time

Anon-y-moose

Redneck Beer Opener

Greek Monk

Dates For Everyone

Max Occupancy Rounded to 100

Group Photo

Awning Truck Advertising

Harley Load

Face To Face

Who Needs Physics?

Benched Puppies

Water Relief

Shot Glasses

Men in Denim