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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Raisin Pay: Giving a well-deserved raise to your employees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. - Margaret Mead

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Nothing will kill a great employee faster than watching you tolerate a bad one. - Perry Belcher

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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