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Deerlusion

Can you spot the background deer?

Deerlusion thanks to Karen Moore

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A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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