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QuotaBillsDr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao
A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis
The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis
The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron
Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright
Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein
Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck
Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler
In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart