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Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown

Lawyers are merchants of misery. - Nancy Levit

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Where there's a will there's a lawsuit. - Addison Mizner

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore. - Unknown

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. - Sophocles

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem

The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. - Henry James

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers

Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over. - Robert Whitlow

When the monetary damages are smaller, lawyers will find themselves less zealous in their pursuit of what they call justice. - Dean O'Hare

The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright