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The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Lawyers are ideological enemies of informal justice. - Richard L Abel

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. - Arthur Baer

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Lawyers are like beavers. They get in the mainstream and dam it up. - John Naisbitt

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott