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Changing Priorities Ahead

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Changing Priorities Ahead thanks to Karen Moore

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We are the change. - Ronald Reagan

A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

All is change; all yields its place and goes. - Euripides

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

The measure of intelligence is the ability to change. - Albert Einstein

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

People don't resist change. They resist being changed. - Peter Senge

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change. - Confucius

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change. - Confucius

Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better. - Unknown

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places. - E Joseph Cossman

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Steve Jobs

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we aren't really living. - Gail Sheehy

Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

What good is an idea if it remains an idea? Try. Experiment. Iterate. Fail. Try again. Change the world. - Simon Sinek

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The longer you live, the more you realize you can't change the world, but it doesn't have to change you. - Unknown

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is that they must change if they are to get better. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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