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Changing Priorities Ahead

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Changing Priorities Ahead thanks to Karen Moore

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Grief does not change you... It reveals you. - John Green

Lack of time is actually lack of priorities. - Tim Ferriss

Middle age is a nice change from being young. - William Feather

Someday change will be accepted as life itself. - Shirley MacLaine

Change your thoughts and you change your world. - Norman Vincent Peale

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. - John Wooden

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

If it doesn't challenge you, it won't change you. - Fred Devito

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often. - Winston Churchill

People don't resist change. They resist being changed. - Peter Senge

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

If you have no will to change it, you have no will to criticize it. - Unknown

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change. - Confucius

Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better. - Unknown

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am, then I can change. - Carl Rogers

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty. - Jessica Mitford

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

The entrepreneur always searches for change, responds to it, and exploits it as an opportunity. - Peter F Drucker

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands. - Clint Eastwood

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

What good is an idea if it remains an idea? Try. Experiment. Iterate. Fail. Try again. Change the world. - Simon Sinek

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

Change is not always progress. A fever of newness has been everywhere confused with the spirit of progress. - Henry Ford

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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