Bronx School Bus

The bronx? No thonx. - Ogden Nash

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yellow Pages: Inferior knight's assistants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com