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Bridge Washout Sign with Sharp Edges

What part of this sign should grab your attention the most?

Bridge Washout Sign with Sharp Edges thanks to Gwen Stevens

Always read the fine print

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Bridge Partner: A person who is undesirable if he has a one-trick mind. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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