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Bridge Washout Sign with Sharp Edges

What part of this sign should grab your attention the most?

Bridge Washout Sign with Sharp Edges thanks to Gwen Stevens

Always read the fine print

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Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Bridge Partner: A person who is undesirable if he has a one-trick mind. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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