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Bread Additive

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Bread Additive thanks to Martin Grosse

Adding protein to your daily diet

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Cacao has great nutritional value, a lot of protein, which strengthens a person, and without sugar it is not fattening. - Samael Aun Weor

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl


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