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Bread Additive

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Bread Additive thanks to Martin Grosse

Adding protein to your daily diet

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

Cacao has great nutritional value, a lot of protein, which strengthens a person, and without sugar it is not fattening. - Samael Aun Weor

Alzheimer's disease starts when a protein that should be folded up properly misfolds into a kind of demented origami. - Gregory Petsko

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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