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Boulder and Bolder By The Moment

Mountain madness in Boulder, Colorado

Boulder and Bolder By The Moment thanks to Karen Moore

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Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Gastric Ulcer: Something you get mountain-climbing over mole hills - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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