Doctors have just created a new birth control pill for men.
I think that's fair. It makes a lot more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.
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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil
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Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown
Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid
A canter is the cure for all evil. - Benjamin Disraeli
Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way
Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
I feel young, but my body doesn't agree. - Bryant Gumbel
There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore
When I first found out I had diabetes I denied it. - Nell Carter
A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright
Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North
Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
Happiness is not being pained in body or troubled in mind. - Thomas Jefferson
You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. - Spike Milligan
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Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb
In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
Stories are memory aids, instruction manuals and moral compasses. - Aleks Krotoski
There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. - Jack E Leonard
Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette
NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg
Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker
The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard
Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke
Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright
The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
Doctors automatically know what's wrong with you. They have a sick sense. - Beau M
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler
Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams
One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk
Seafood is one of the easiest things to digest - a bratwurst is really hard on the body. - Joey Chestnut
The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar
The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee
Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath
Genuine feelings cannot be produced, nor can they be eradicated. The body sticks to the facts. - Alice Miller
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke
The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias
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I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans. - Xavier Becerra
Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio
I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine
I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo
I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer
Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall
Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller
Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir
My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon
Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal.
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Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros
Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown
In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart