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Benched Puppies

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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