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Benched Puppies

Nap time is a community affair

Benched Puppies thanks to Karen Moore

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Do you have 11 protons? 'Cause you are sodium cute! - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott


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