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Benched Puppies

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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