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Benched Puppies

Nap time is a community affair

Benched Puppies thanks to Karen Moore

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Do you have 11 protons? 'Cause you are sodium cute! - Unknown

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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