Benched Puppies

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin