Benched Puppies

Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cute enough to stop your heart. Skilled enough to restart it. - Unknown

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley