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Aussie Definition of 'Lucky'

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Aussie Definition of 'Lucky' thanks to Skippy Wellings

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Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

I'd rather be lucky than good. - Lefty Gomez

Out Of Bounds: An exhausted kangaroo - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

They should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. - Ellen DeGeneres

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

Hard Luck: Something composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

Each misfortune you encounter will carry in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck. - Og Mandino

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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