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Aussie Definition of 'Lucky'

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Aussie Definition of 'Lucky' thanks to Skippy Wellings

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Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

I'd rather be lucky than good. - Lefty Gomez

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Hard Luck: Something composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. - Larry King

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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