Arkansas Divorce Application

Judge me when you are perfect. - Unknown

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness. - Confucius

Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

A criminal remains a criminal whether he uses a convict's suit or a monarch's crown. - Victor Hugo

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott