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Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Lawyers are like scissors; they never cut each other, but what is between them. - Unknown

Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. - Sophocles

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers. - Melvin Belli

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman