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The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls. - Lenny Bruce

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. - Martin Luther King

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov

A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne