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Ain't Mowing the Lawn Anymore

Enough of the yard work!

Ain't Mowing the Lawn Anymore thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

Uncertainty is the refuge of hope. - Henri Frederic Amiel

The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is, but always to be blest. - Alexander Pope

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

Do something you really like, and hopefully it pays the rent. That's success. - Tom Petty

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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