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Ain't Mowing the Lawn Anymore

Enough of the yard work!

Ain't Mowing the Lawn Anymore thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Success breeds success. - Mia Hamm

Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Failure is success in progress. - Albert Einstein

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

I never dreamed about success, I worked for it. - Estee Lauder

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

What you applaud you encourage, but beware what you celebrate. - Ravi Zacharias

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

I don't know what can be so dangerous about giving people hope. - Joel Osteen

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

You can have 10,000 explanations for failure, but no good explanation for success. - Paulo Coelho

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams


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