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Ain't Mowing the Lawn Anymore

Enough of the yard work!

Ain't Mowing the Lawn Anymore thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

It's not failure. It's unfinished success. - Unknown

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it. - Sam Ewing

Success if liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it. - Maya Angelou

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

He has achieved success who has worked well, laughed often, and loved much. - Elbert Hubbard

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is, but always to be blest. - Alexander Pope

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Through perseverance many people win success out of what seemed destined to be certain failure. - Benjamin Disraeli

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder


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