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40 Years In The Desert - The Real Story

Egypt and Desert Stuff - from Moses' Digest

40 Years In The Desert - The Real Story thanks to Alan Barley

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Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

God never made a promise that was too good to be true. - Dwight L. Moody

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

He does most in God's great world who does his best in his own little world. - Thomas Jefferson

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

If you take care of the things that are dear to God, He will take care of the things that are dear to you. - Howard Taylor

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis

It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. - Thomas Paine

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace


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