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40 Years In The Desert - The Real Story

Egypt and Desert Stuff - from Moses' Digest

40 Years In The Desert - The Real Story thanks to Alan Barley

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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

In doing what we ought we deserve no praise, because it is our duty. - St. Augustine

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

I know no manner of speaking so offensive as that of giving praise, and closing it with an exception. - Richard Steele

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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