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40 Years In The Desert - The Real Story

Egypt and Desert Stuff - from Moses' Digest

40 Years In The Desert - The Real Story thanks to Alan Barley

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Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

We are too apt to love praise, but not to deserve it. - William Penn

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him. - John Piper

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

God made you a masterpiece. Be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. - Joel Osteen

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

The praise of others may be of use in teaching us, not what we are, but what we ought to be. - Julius C Hare

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

And here's Moses Kiptanui, the nineteen-year-old Kenyan, who turned twenty a few weeks ago. - David Coleman

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I know no manner of speaking so offensive as that of giving praise, and closing it with an exception. - Richard Steele

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

You don't need to seek opportunity. All you have to do is seek God. And if you seek God, opportunity will seek you. - Mark Batterson

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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