Wrong Nuts
Where did that squirrel hide them?
QuotaBillsI hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx
Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton
Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown
Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis
When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown
A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller
God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard
The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson
Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten
The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown
It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran
Doughnuts: 1. Rolling Scones; 2. The only nuts with holes in them. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus
Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin
You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
Cashews: The nuts you should hold out for if you're currently working for peanuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner
A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg
As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney
Grammar: 1. Lives with granpar; 2. The difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You’re Nuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick
Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey
When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash