Wired For Coffee
When it's time to cut back on the caffeine
QuotaBillsCuriosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus
Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek
Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten
The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright
Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen