Wired For Coffee

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda