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Tip of the Iceberg

What you can't see from the top of every situation can create a Titanic situation

Tip of the Iceberg thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Where 90% of the problems are unseen and underwater

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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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