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Tip of the Iceberg

What you can't see from the top of every situation can create a Titanic situation

Tip of the Iceberg thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Where 90% of the problems are unseen and underwater

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Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir


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