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Tip of the Iceberg

What you can't see from the top of every situation can create a Titanic situation

Tip of the Iceberg thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Where 90% of the problems are unseen and underwater

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The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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