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Tip of the Iceberg

What you can't see from the top of every situation can create a Titanic situation

Tip of the Iceberg thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Where 90% of the problems are unseen and underwater

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Heista La Vista: Steal a panorama - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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