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Tip of the Iceberg

What you can't see from the top of every situation can create a Titanic situation

Tip of the Iceberg thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Where 90% of the problems are unseen and underwater

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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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