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Tip of the Iceberg

What you can't see from the top of every situation can create a Titanic situation

Tip of the Iceberg thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Where 90% of the problems are unseen and underwater

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Static: Nature's way of protecting us from certain radio programs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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