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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic. - Richelle Mead

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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