Redneck Wedding
Outhouse companions at first site
QuotaBillsThe most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb
Veiled Threat: When your girlfriend hints at a wedding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller