Pickup For Sale - Come Get It Quick (All Sales Final)
Pickdown: Why this truck wasn't called a Pick'up'
Some days go off without a hitch, and others gladly with a hitch
QuotaBillsVanguard: A person who protects trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas
Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason
LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan
Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin