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Org Chart - Simplified Version

How high are you in your company hierarchy?

Org Chart - Simplified Version thanks to Karen Moore

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Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Be the kind of leader that you would follow. - Unknown

Good leaders must first become good servants. - Robert K Greenleaf

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

If you want to be a leader, you must have ideas. If not, you're simply a follower. - T Mohamad

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

If you delegate tasks, you create followers. If you delegate authority, you create leaders. - Craig Groeschel

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

A good leader leads the people from above the. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

Becoming a leader is synonymous with becoming yourself. It is precisely that simple and it is also that difficult. - Warren Bennis

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey


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