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Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Be the kind of leader that you would follow. - Unknown

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

A true leader is one who is humble enough to admit their mistakes. - Unknown

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position. - Brian Tracy

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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