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Org Chart - Simplified Version

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Org Chart - Simplified Version thanks to Karen Moore

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Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Leaders think and talk about the solutions. Followers think and talk about the problems. - Brian Tracy

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

A good leader leads the people from above the. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Great leaders don't set out to be a leader. They set out to make a difference. It's never about the role - always about the goal. - Lisa Haisha

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan


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