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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

Call others into leadership with you. - Jacobia Solomon

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

The best leaders are the best notetakers, best askers, and best learners. - Tom Peters

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Great leaders don't set out to be leaders. They set out to make a difference. - Jeremy Bravo

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Good leaders develop ideas. Great leaders develop people. The best leaders develop new leaders. - Bobby Umar

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

Great leaders are not defined by the absence of weakness, but rather by the presence of clear strengths. - John Zenger

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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